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Chapter 4: The Shake Up - Execs leave, Clients leave, my sanity leaves |
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Written by The Anonymous Assistant
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There becomes a Big Split within The Company. The "cool executives" leave to do their own thing. Asshole Midget is not asked to go with them. I know that for a fact, one of the departing executives told me. Why? Basically because he is an Asshole. I doubt that it is because he is a Midget. But I wouldn't count that out; after all, having a Napoleon Complex can really affect your attitude. (I'm joking.)
Anyway, I at there and watched while Asshole Midget tried to "explain" why he wasn't going with the Cool Executives. He came up with a few stories. First was that he had been asked but couldn't get out of his contract. "We'll see about the future though." Second was that he had been asked but "didn't approve" of what the Cool Executives were doing. Third was that he had been asked but he "just couldn't work with" the Other Executive that the Cool Executives were partnering with.
The split of the The Company became national news. Even Famous Actress knew about it. Asshole Midget explained to her that Other executive was "bad" and that the Cool Executives were "naive" and that he has been asked to go but decided that he just didn't want to. I never told the truth. Really, why did I care? What did she really care? My greatest joy came from knowing that Asshole Midget had been left behind without a clue and was desperately trying to explain why. Even to himself. Did I mention that I found out about the split of the cool Executives before he did and when I tried to warn him he said to me, "They would never leave without me. So if I don't know about it than it isn't true."
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