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The Insulted & The Injured - Chapter 4d: The Awards Show, Part II – The Red Carpet Walk |
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Written by The Anonymous Assistant
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Who to choose to escort Famous Actress down the red carpet? I could have had Pam O’Leary do it. She has been really involved with Famous Actress and all the publicity and she has just been so helpful to me. The other choice is Pam’s boss in the PR department, Nan, whom Famous Actress doesn’t know at all. But it isn’t my decision. I ask Asshole Midget who he thinks is the best choice, because he didn’t like that I had chosen Pam to do the other awards show.
“Whoever,” he says. “But I thought you had a problem with Pam.” “No, Pam is fine.” “Ok then I’m going to have Pam do it because Famous Actress is more familiar with her.” "Well, I would have chosen Nan, but…” This is why they invented the phrase "Fuck you."
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