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Written by the Anonymous Assistant
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Word of my promotion got out. The Producing Partner to the former client Triple Threat calls to congratulate me. "By the way, just so you know, Asshole Midget takes full credit for your promotion and is saying that you are really lucky to have him in your corner since you got fired from your past two jobs."
WHAT? Producing Partner and I laugh about what a fucking liar Asshole Midget is. Ha ha, so funny, I'm thinking. I should fucking sue this guy for slander. Instead, I casually mention it to Asshole Midget, as in "I don't know why you would say that but please refrain from continuing to say it since it isn't true." He never denies it, but it leads to...The Second Talk. This is the gist of it: "I really saved your job. No one likes you here and no one wanted you promoted. The One in the Closet said to me that they were only agreeing to the promotion idea so that they could get you out off the company. He suggested banishing you to a lower floor, but I told him No, put her in a place where she will flourish." I am so fucking happy to be out from under his thumb, I will let him say anything to me. Clearly has had no idea about the talk I had with The One in the Closet about me manipulating Asshole Midget.
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